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129 Funniest Dog Memes (Cute, Happy & Angry Dog Memes)

Funny Dog Memes

Stop searching the Internet for funny dog memes.

Seriously.

We gathered the top 129 cute, happy, and angry dog memes… so you don’t have to.

Get a tasty beverage.

And let’s dive in…

P.S: #23 & #126 are my personal favorites.

#1:

Lazy Dog 1

Stop playing fetch with me.
It’s not gonna happen!


#2:

Lazy Dog 2

I’m not lazy…
Just on “energy-saver” mode.


#3:

Lazy Dog 3

My goal this weekend is to move just enough…
So people know I’m still alive.


#4:

Destructive Dog 1

The baby did it!


#5:

Destructive Dog 2

The art…
And the artist.


#6:

Destructive Dog 3

It just exploded…
Or something.


#7:

Dog Pooping 1

I poop inside when it’s raining…
And also when it’s not raining.


#8:

Dog Pooping 2

Can we go inside now?
I really need to poop, okay?


#9:

Dog Pooping 3

Stop staring!
I can’t poop if you’re watching.


#10:

Barking Dog 1

Oh, you’re tired of all the barking?
Then I’ll be quiet when the burglars show up.


#11:

Barking Dog 2

Not sure if I should bark…
Or bark.


#12:

Barking Dog 3

Nothing there?
Well, I better bark at it.


#13:

Dog Drinking 1

I drink because you pretend to throw the ball, Dad.
Not nice!


#14:

Dog Drinking 2

I don’t always drink water…
But when I do, I get it straight from the toilet.


#15:

Dog Drinking 3

Wait! You use the toilet for what?
I drink from there!


#16:

Dog Chewing Toys

Finders keepers!
I even waited for 5 seconds…


#17:

Dog Chewing Shoes

Your expensive shoes make a good chew toy.


#18:

Dog Chewing Furniture

You don’t wanna get me a chew toy?
Fine! Imma use the pillows then.


#19:

Dog Scratching The Wall

Mom, I’m bored!
I need a new wall!


#20:

Dog Scratching The Ground

I used to be a bull in my previous life.
Blame the glands in my feet!


#21:

Dog Scratching Itself

How do fleas travel from place to place?
They itch hike!


#22:

Dog Eating Begging

I’m not begging…
Just looking.


#23:

Dog Eating Dog Food

You said cake…
Where’s the cake?


#24:

Dog Eating Everything

Oh, I’m sorry.
I thought you were on a diet.


#25:

Dog Shivering 1

Wake me up when it’s spring.


#26:

Dog Shivering 2

It’s soooo cold!
I’m a pup-sicle!


#27:

Dog Shivering 3

It’s how cold outside?
Nope, no plans today.


#28:

Dog Licking You

Pay attention to me…
Or the licking will continue.


#29:

Dog Licking Furniture

Your windows need some cleaning…
Let me lick it for you!


#30:

Dog Licking Other Dog

Did I ever tell you that you taste like love?


#31:

Dog Jumping

Me jumping to conclusions be like…


#32:

Dog Jumping 2

Keep off the grass they said.


#33:

Dog Jumping 3

They said I could be anything I wanted…
I chose kangaroo!


#34:

Dog Peeing 1

Me? Pee in the house?
Never! It was the cat!


#35:

Dog Peeing 2

I peed all over the house…
So you can smell me wherever you go.


#36:

Dog Peeing 3

Finally comfy…
But I have to pee.


#37:

Dog Stare 1

I’ll just keep staring at you until you do the thing I want.


#38:

Dog Stare 2

The ball, Karen.
I’m tired of your games.


#39:

Dog Stare 3

Starin contest…
Go!


#40:

Dog Exercise 1

I really wanted to workout today…
But my body said no.


#41:

Dog Exercise 2

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.


#42:

Dog Exercise 3

Exercise would be much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burn them.


#43:

Dog Sniffing 1

This dog smells phone screens.


#44:

Dog Sniffing 2

Mastered in Physics…
Minored in butt-sniffing.


#45:

Dog Sniffing 3

I wonder why humans shake hands…
When smelling butts is so much more attractive!


#46:

Dog Nibbling 1

I’m still fine-tuning my approach to romance, okay?


#47:

Dog Walk 1

Take me for a walk…
It’s the leash you could!


#48:

Dog Walk 2

I’m ready for my walk!
Want me to help you tie your shoes?


#49:

Dog Walk 3

No more walkies. I’m done.
Carry me, mom!


#50:

Dog Whining 1

Sometimes I cry…
Because I can!


#51:

Dog Whining 2

Don’t touch me.
You’ve betrayed me for petting another dog!


#52:

Dog Whining 3

I don’t always whine…
But when I do, I wait until you’re sound asleep.


#53:

Dog Yawn

Yawning is like your body saying…
You have 15% battery left.”


#54:

Dog Biting 1

I love you but I also kinda wanna bite you.


#55:

Dog Biting 2

This is every dog’s objective in life.


#56:

Dog Biting 3

Bite first…
Ask questions later.


#57:

Protective Dog 1

You can look…
But you can’t touch.


#58:

Protective Dog 2

Don’t even think about touching my baby.


#59:

Protective Dog 3

This is my hooman.
What exactly are your intentions?


#60:

Hyperactive Dog 1

Spazzmode activated!


#61:

Hyperactive Dog 2

I see China! I see France!
I just dug up all your plants.


#62:

Hyperactive Dog 3

Energy drink in my coffeeee!
I can see sounds now!


#63:

Dog Wants Attention 1

Daaaad! You’re not looking at me.


#64:

Dog Wants Attention 2

I chewed up all your shoes…
So you can never leave me again!


#65:

Dog Wants Attention 3

Give me attention.
This is a threat!


#66:

Dog Wants Attention Nudging

Mom! Around what time are you going to be able to pay attention to me?


#67:

Dog Wants Attention Pawing 5

I just want attention and I’m not getting any.


#68:

Dog Wagging Tail 1

More wag…
Less bark.


#69:

Dog Wagging Tail 2

What if the tail… Is actually chasing me?


#70:

Dog Wagging Tail 3

Why does a dog wag his tail?
Because nobody else can do it for him!


#71:

Sleeping Dog Close To You

Can we stay like this…
Forever?


#72:

Sleeping Dog 2

I’m not sleeping…
Just resting my eyes.


#73:

Sleeping Dog 3

First I steal your heart…
Then I steal your bed.


#74:

Scooting Dog

Sorry, mom!
No toilet paper.


#75:

Aggressive Dog 1

Come back here!
I’ll bite your legs off!


#76:

Aggressive Dog 2

Give me treats!
I mean now!!!


#77:

Aggressive Dog 3

What do you mean…
We’re not going for a walk?


#78:

Scared Dog 1

Home alone…
And someone knocks at the door!


#79:

Scared Dog 2

Are you sure the spider is gone?


#80:

Scared Dog 3

I heard a noise…
Can I sleep with hooman?


#81:

Restless Dog 1

When you hear a noise…
In the middle of the night.


#82:

Restless Dog 2

Back pain…
Is youth leaving the body.


#83:

Restless Dog 3

Please help me…
I have to pee.


#84:

Depressed Dog 1

I don’t even know who I am anymore.


#85:

Depressed Dog 2

When I’m depressed…
I have no appetite.


#86:

Depressed Dog 3

Can’t be depressed…
If you’ve never known happiness.


#87:

Stressed Dog 1

Today has been…
Ruff.


#88:

Stressed Dog 2

Not sure if fireworks…
Or the apocalypse.


#89:

Stressed Dog 3

Okay, okay. You found me…
But I’m not taking a bath!


#90:

Dog Anxiety 1

When my coffee kicks in…
And so does the anxiety.


#91:

Dog Anxiety 2

I thought you were never ever coming back…
So I panicked.


#92:

Dog Anxiety 3

When your anxiety goes away…
And having no anxiety gives you anxiety.


#93:

Calm Dog 1

Keep calm…
And blame it on the cat!


#94:

Calm Dog 2

Remain calm!
All is well.


#95:

Calm Dog 3

Be calm and sit quietly.


#96:

Happy Dog 1

This is me every time I see my parents.


#97:

Happy Dog 2

Did you say…
Walkies?!


#98:

Happy Dog 3

Better days ahead!
I see them!


#99:

Sick Dog 1

No, I’m not sick…
I’m just going to rest here for a little bit.


#100:

Sick Dog 2

With my blanket, I’m too hot…
Without it, I’m too cold.


#101:

Sick Dog 3

Being sick got me like…


#102:

Sick Dog 4

I’m not sure if I’m getting better…
Or used to being sick.


#103:

Sick Dog 5

I don’t know who got me sick…
But I will find you… and I will bite you.


#104:

Hurt Dog 1

I’m just in my feelings right now…
I need a moment.


#105:

Hurt Dog 2

#106:

Hurt Dog 3

The fall was okay…
It was the sudden stop that hurt.


#107:

Dog In Heat

Just so you know…
I’m humping your leg later.


#108:

Dog Bad Breath

OMG! Two words…
Breath. Mint.


#109:

Dog Stomach Problems Dog Farting

When you try to let out a silent fart around people…
But it comes out like a cannon burst.


#110:

Dog Stomach Problems 2

When you get stomach ache…
Because you ate too much.


#111:

Dog Stomach Problems 3

Diarrhea is hereditary…
It runs in my genes!


#112:

Rescue Dog 2

There’s no place like home.


#113:

Rescue Dog 3

You can’t buy love…
But you can rescue it.


#114:

Rescue Dog In Shelter 1

Adopt!
Don’t shop.


#115:

Affectionate Dog 1

I’m waiting for you to cuddle me.


#116:

Affectionate Dog 2

I’m going to give you a hug!


#117:

Affectionate Dog 3

Snuggle me… please?


#118:

Pet Your Dog 1

Pet me…
I’m fluffy!


#119:

Pet Your Dog 2

Hey, I just met you… And this is crazy!
But here’s my belly… So pet me maybe!


#120:

Pet Your Dog 3

The way you pet me…
SUCKS.


#121:

Hungry Dog 1

I know I said I wanted to lose weight…
But I’m hungry!


#122:

Hungry Dog 2

Did somebody say…
FOOD?!


#123:

Hungry Dog 3

Yeah, I’m into fitness…
Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.


#124:

Clingy Dog 1

Human… Are you awake?
I’ll just lay here and love you.


#125:

Clingy Dog 2

I heard you peeing…
Thought you might need some company.


#126:

Clingy Dog 3

What are you doing?
You can’t leave without me!


#127:

Dog Training 1

Always guilty…
Might just need house training.


#128:

Dog Training 2

Yes, I obey…
Only if you give the training.


#129:

Dog Training

Training my humans has never been easier.