
Stop searching the Internet for funny dog memes.
Seriously.
We gathered the top 129 cute, happy, and angry dog memes… so you don’t have to.
Get a tasty beverage.
And let’s dive in…
P.S: #23 & #126 are my personal favorites.
#1:

Stop playing fetch with me.
It’s not gonna happen!
#2:

I’m not lazy…
Just on “energy-saver” mode.
#3:

My goal this weekend is to move just enough…
So people know I’m still alive.
#4:

The baby did it!
#5:

The art…
And the artist.
#6:

It just exploded…
Or something.
#7:

I poop inside when it’s raining…
And also when it’s not raining.
#8:

Can we go inside now?
I really need to poop, okay?
#9:

Stop staring!
I can’t poop if you’re watching.
#10:

Oh, you’re tired of all the barking?
Then I’ll be quiet when the burglars show up.
#11:

Not sure if I should bark…
Or bark.
#12:

Nothing there?
Well, I better bark at it.
#13:

I drink because you pretend to throw the ball, Dad.
Not nice!
#14:

I don’t always drink water…
But when I do, I get it straight from the toilet.
#15:

Wait! You use the toilet for what?
I drink from there!
#16:

Finders keepers!
I even waited for 5 seconds…
#17:

Your expensive shoes make a good chew toy.
#18:

You don’t wanna get me a chew toy?
Fine! Imma use the pillows then.
#19:

Mom, I’m bored!
I need a new wall!
#20:

I used to be a bull in my previous life.
Blame the glands in my feet!
#21:

How do fleas travel from place to place?
They itch hike!
#22:

I’m not begging…
Just looking.
#23:

You said cake…
Where’s the cake?
#24:

Oh, I’m sorry.
I thought you were on a diet.
#25:

Wake me up when it’s spring.
#26:

It’s soooo cold!
I’m a pup-sicle!
#27:

It’s how cold outside?
Nope, no plans today.
#28:

Pay attention to me…
Or the licking will continue.
#29:

Your windows need some cleaning…
Let me lick it for you!
#30:

Did I ever tell you that you taste like love?
#31:

Me jumping to conclusions be like…
#32:

Keep off the grass they said.
#33:

They said I could be anything I wanted…
I chose kangaroo!
#34:

Me? Pee in the house?
Never! It was the cat!
#35:

I peed all over the house…
So you can smell me wherever you go.
#36:

Finally comfy…
But I have to pee.
#37:

I’ll just keep staring at you until you do the thing I want.
#38:

The ball, Karen.
I’m tired of your games.
#39:

Starin contest…
Go!
#40:

I really wanted to workout today…
But my body said no.
#41:

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
#42:

Exercise would be much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burn them.
#43:

This dog smells phone screens.
#44:

Mastered in Physics…
Minored in butt-sniffing.
#45:

I wonder why humans shake hands…
When smelling butts is so much more attractive!
#46:

I’m still fine-tuning my approach to romance, okay?
#47:

Take me for a walk…
It’s the leash you could!
#48:

I’m ready for my walk!
Want me to help you tie your shoes?
#49:

No more walkies. I’m done.
Carry me, mom!
#50:

Sometimes I cry…
Because I can!
#51:

Don’t touch me.
You’ve betrayed me for petting another dog!
#52:

I don’t always whine…
But when I do, I wait until you’re sound asleep.
#53:

Yawning is like your body saying…
“You have 15% battery left.”
#54:

I love you but I also kinda wanna bite you.
#55:

This is every dog’s objective in life.
#56:

Bite first…
Ask questions later.
#57:

You can look…
But you can’t touch.
#58:

Don’t even think about touching my baby.
#59:

This is my hooman.
What exactly are your intentions?
#60:

Spazzmode activated!
#61:

I see China! I see France!
I just dug up all your plants.
#62:

Energy drink in my coffeeee!
I can see sounds now!
#63:

Daaaad! You’re not looking at me.
#64:

I chewed up all your shoes…
So you can never leave me again!
#65:

Give me attention.
This is a threat!
#66:

Mom! Around what time are you going to be able to pay attention to me?
#67:

I just want attention and I’m not getting any.
#68:

More wag…
Less bark.
#69:

What if the tail… Is actually chasing me?
#70:

Why does a dog wag his tail?
Because nobody else can do it for him!
#71:

Can we stay like this…
Forever?
#72:

I’m not sleeping…
Just resting my eyes.
#73:

First I steal your heart…
Then I steal your bed.
#74:

Sorry, mom!
No toilet paper.
#75:

Come back here!
I’ll bite your legs off!
#76:

Give me treats!
I mean now!!!
#77:

What do you mean…
We’re not going for a walk?
#78:

Home alone…
And someone knocks at the door!
#79:

Are you sure the spider is gone?
#80:

I heard a noise…
Can I sleep with hooman?
#81:

When you hear a noise…
In the middle of the night.
#82:

Back pain…
Is youth leaving the body.
#83:

Please help me…
I have to pee.
#84:

I don’t even know who I am anymore.
#85:

When I’m depressed…
I have no appetite.
#86:

Can’t be depressed…
If you’ve never known happiness.
#87:

Today has been…
Ruff.
#88:

Not sure if fireworks…
Or the apocalypse.
#89:

Okay, okay. You found me…
But I’m not taking a bath!
#90:

When my coffee kicks in…
And so does the anxiety.
#91:

I thought you were never ever coming back…
So I panicked.
#92:

When your anxiety goes away…
And having no anxiety gives you anxiety.
#93:

Keep calm…
And blame it on the cat!
#94:

Remain calm!
All is well.
#95:

Be calm and sit quietly.
#96:

This is me every time I see my parents.
#97:

Did you say…
Walkies?!
#98:

Better days ahead!
I see them!
#99:

No, I’m not sick…
I’m just going to rest here for a little bit.
#100:

With my blanket, I’m too hot…
Without it, I’m too cold.
#101:

Being sick got me like…
#102:

I’m not sure if I’m getting better…
Or used to being sick.
#103:

I don’t know who got me sick…
But I will find you… and I will bite you.
#104:

I’m just in my feelings right now…
I need a moment.
#105:

#106:

The fall was okay…
It was the sudden stop that hurt.
#107:

Just so you know…
I’m humping your leg later.
#108:

OMG! Two words…
Breath. Mint.
#109:

When you try to let out a silent fart around people…
But it comes out like a cannon burst.
#110:

When you get stomach ache…
Because you ate too much.
#111:

Diarrhea is hereditary…
It runs in my genes!
#112:

There’s no place like home.
#113:

You can’t buy love…
But you can rescue it.
#114:

Adopt!
Don’t shop.
#115:

I’m waiting for you to cuddle me.
#116:

I’m going to give you a hug!
#117:

Snuggle me… please?
#118:

Pet me…
I’m fluffy!
#119:

Hey, I just met you… And this is crazy!
But here’s my belly… So pet me maybe!
#120:

The way you pet me…
SUCKS.
#121:

I know I said I wanted to lose weight…
But I’m hungry!
#122:

Did somebody say…
FOOD?!
#123:

Yeah, I’m into fitness…
Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
#124:

Human… Are you awake?
I’ll just lay here and love you.
#125:

I heard you peeing…
Thought you might need some company.
#126:

What are you doing?
You can’t leave without me!
#127:

Always guilty…
Might just need house training.
#128:

Yes, I obey…
Only if you give the training.
#129:

Training my humans has never been easier.