Stop searching the Internet for funny dog memes.
We gathered the top 129 cute, happy, and angry dog memes… so you don’t have to.
Get a tasty beverage.
And let’s dive in…
P.S: #23 & #126 are my personal favorites.
Stop playing fetch with me.
It’s not gonna happen!
I’m not lazy…
Just on “energy-saver” mode.
My goal this weekend is to move just enough…
So people know I’m still alive.
The baby did it!
And the artist.
It just exploded…
I poop inside when it’s raining…
And also when it’s not raining.
Can we go inside now?
I really need to poop, okay?
I can’t poop if you’re watching.
Oh, you’re tired of all the barking?
Then I’ll be quiet when the burglars show up.
Not sure if I should bark…
Well, I better bark at it.
I drink because you pretend to throw the ball, Dad.
I don’t always drink water…
But when I do, I get it straight from the toilet.
Wait! You use the toilet for what?
I drink from there!
I even waited for 5 seconds…
Your expensive shoes make a good chew toy.
You don’t wanna get me a chew toy?
Fine! Imma use the pillows then.
Mom, I’m bored!
I need a new wall!
I used to be a bull in my previous life.
Blame the glands in my feet!
How do fleas travel from place to place?
They itch hike!
I’m not begging…
You said cake…
Where’s the cake?
Oh, I’m sorry.
I thought you were on a diet.
Wake me up when it’s spring.
It’s soooo cold!
I’m a pup-sicle!
It’s how cold outside?
Nope, no plans today.
Pay attention to me…
Or the licking will continue.
Your windows need some cleaning…
Let me lick it for you!
Did I ever tell you that you taste like love?
Me jumping to conclusions be like…
Keep off the grass they said.
They said I could be anything I wanted…
I chose kangaroo!
Me? Pee in the house?
Never! It was the cat!
I peed all over the house…
So you can smell me wherever you go.
But I have to pee.
I’ll just keep staring at you until you do the thing I want.
The ball, Karen.
I’m tired of your games.
I really wanted to workout today…
But my body said no.
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Exercise would be much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burn them.
This dog smells phone screens.
Mastered in Physics…
Minored in butt-sniffing.
I wonder why humans shake hands…
When smelling butts is so much more attractive!
I’m still fine-tuning my approach to romance, okay?
Take me for a walk…
It’s the leash you could!
I’m ready for my walk!
Want me to help you tie your shoes?
No more walkies. I’m done.
Carry me, mom!
Sometimes I cry…
Because I can!
Don’t touch me.
You’ve betrayed me for petting another dog!
I don’t always whine…
But when I do, I wait until you’re sound asleep.
Yawning is like your body saying…
“You have 15% battery left.”
I love you but I also kinda wanna bite you.
This is every dog’s objective in life.
Ask questions later.
You can look…
But you can’t touch.
Don’t even think about touching my baby.
This is my hooman.
What exactly are your intentions?
I see China! I see France!
I just dug up all your plants.
Energy drink in my coffeeee!
I can see sounds now!
Daaaad! You’re not looking at me.
I chewed up all your shoes…
So you can never leave me again!
Give me attention.
This is a threat!
Mom! Around what time are you going to be able to pay attention to me?
I just want attention and I’m not getting any.
What if the tail… Is actually chasing me?
Why does a dog wag his tail?
Because nobody else can do it for him!
Can we stay like this…
I’m not sleeping…
Just resting my eyes.
First I steal your heart…
Then I steal your bed.
No toilet paper.
Come back here!
I’ll bite your legs off!
Give me treats!
I mean now!!!
What do you mean…
We’re not going for a walk?
And someone knocks at the door!
Are you sure the spider is gone?
I heard a noise…
Can I sleep with hooman?
When you hear a noise…
In the middle of the night.
Is youth leaving the body.
Please help me…
I have to pee.
I don’t even know who I am anymore.
When I’m depressed…
I have no appetite.
Can’t be depressed…
If you’ve never known happiness.
Today has been…
Not sure if fireworks…
Or the apocalypse.
Okay, okay. You found me…
But I’m not taking a bath!
When my coffee kicks in…
And so does the anxiety.
I thought you were never ever coming back…
So I panicked.
When your anxiety goes away…
And having no anxiety gives you anxiety.
And blame it on the cat!
All is well.
Be calm and sit quietly.
This is me every time I see my parents.
Did you say…
Better days ahead!
I see them!
No, I’m not sick…
I’m just going to rest here for a little bit.
With my blanket, I’m too hot…
Without it, I’m too cold.
Being sick got me like…
I’m not sure if I’m getting better…
Or used to being sick.
I don’t know who got me sick…
But I will find you… and I will bite you.
I’m just in my feelings right now…
I need a moment.
The fall was okay…
It was the sudden stop that hurt.
Just so you know…
I’m humping your leg later.
OMG! Two words…
When you try to let out a silent fart around people…
But it comes out like a cannon burst.
When you get stomach ache…
Because you ate too much.
Diarrhea is hereditary…
It runs in my genes!
There’s no place like home.
You can’t buy love…
But you can rescue it.
I’m waiting for you to cuddle me.
I’m going to give you a hug!
Snuggle me… please?
Hey, I just met you… And this is crazy!
But here’s my belly… So pet me maybe!
The way you pet me…
I know I said I wanted to lose weight…
But I’m hungry!
Did somebody say…
Yeah, I’m into fitness…
Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
Human… Are you awake?
I’ll just lay here and love you.
I heard you peeing…
Thought you might need some company.
What are you doing?
You can’t leave without me!
Might just need house training.
Yes, I obey…
Only if you give the training.
Training my humans has never been easier.