Stop searching the Internet for funny dog memes.
Seriously.
We gathered the top 129 cute, happy, and angry dog memes… so you don’t have to.
Get a tasty beverage.
And let’s dive in…
P.S: #23 & #126 are my personal favorites.
#1:
Stop playing fetch with me.
It’s not gonna happen!
#2:
I’m not lazy…
Just on “energy-saver” mode.
#3:
My goal this weekend is to move just enough…
So people know I’m still alive.
#4:
The baby did it!
#5:
The art…
And the artist.
#6:
It just exploded…
Or something.
#7:
I poop inside when it’s raining…
And also when it’s not raining.
#8:
Can we go inside now?
I really need to poop, okay?
#9:
Stop staring!
I can’t poop if you’re watching.
#10:
Oh, you’re tired of all the barking?
Then I’ll be quiet when the burglars show up.
#11:
Not sure if I should bark…
Or bark.
#12:
Nothing there?
Well, I better bark at it.
#13:
I drink because you pretend to throw the ball, Dad.
Not nice!
#14:
I don’t always drink water…
But when I do, I get it straight from the toilet.
#15:
Wait! You use the toilet for what?
I drink from there!
#16:
Finders keepers!
I even waited for 5 seconds…
#17:
Your expensive shoes make a good chew toy.
#18:
You don’t wanna get me a chew toy?
Fine! Imma use the pillows then.
#19:
Mom, I’m bored!
I need a new wall!
#20:
I used to be a bull in my previous life.
Blame the glands in my feet!
#21:
How do fleas travel from place to place?
They itch hike!
#22:
I’m not begging…
Just looking.
#23:
You said cake…
Where’s the cake?
#24:
Oh, I’m sorry.
I thought you were on a diet.
#25:
Wake me up when it’s spring.
#26:
It’s soooo cold!
I’m a pup-sicle!
#27:
It’s how cold outside?
Nope, no plans today.
#28:
Pay attention to me…
Or the licking will continue.
#29:
Your windows need some cleaning…
Let me lick it for you!
#30:
Did I ever tell you that you taste like love?
#31:
Me jumping to conclusions be like…
#32:
Keep off the grass they said.
#33:
They said I could be anything I wanted…
I chose kangaroo!
#34:
Me? Pee in the house?
Never! It was the cat!
#35:
I peed all over the house…
So you can smell me wherever you go.
#36:
Finally comfy…
But I have to pee.
#37:
I’ll just keep staring at you until you do the thing I want.
#38:
The ball, Karen.
I’m tired of your games.
#39:
Starin contest…
Go!
#40:
I really wanted to workout today…
But my body said no.
#41:
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
#42:
Exercise would be much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burn them.
#43:
This dog smells phone screens.
#44:
Mastered in Physics…
Minored in butt-sniffing.
#45:
I wonder why humans shake hands…
When smelling butts is so much more attractive!
#46:
I’m still fine-tuning my approach to romance, okay?
#47:
Take me for a walk…
It’s the leash you could!
#48:
I’m ready for my walk!
Want me to help you tie your shoes?
#49:
No more walkies. I’m done.
Carry me, mom!
#50:
Sometimes I cry…
Because I can!
#51:
Don’t touch me.
You’ve betrayed me for petting another dog!
#52:
I don’t always whine…
But when I do, I wait until you’re sound asleep.
#53:
Yawning is like your body saying…
“You have 15% battery left.”
#54:
I love you but I also kinda wanna bite you.
#55:
This is every dog’s objective in life.
#56:
Bite first…
Ask questions later.
#57:
You can look…
But you can’t touch.
#58:
Don’t even think about touching my baby.
#59:
This is my hooman.
What exactly are your intentions?
#60:
Spazzmode activated!
#61:
I see China! I see France!
I just dug up all your plants.
#62:
Energy drink in my coffeeee!
I can see sounds now!
#63:
Daaaad! You’re not looking at me.
#64:
I chewed up all your shoes…
So you can never leave me again!
#65:
Give me attention.
This is a threat!
#66:
Mom! Around what time are you going to be able to pay attention to me?
#67:
I just want attention and I’m not getting any.
#68:
More wag…
Less bark.
#69:
What if the tail… Is actually chasing me?
#70:
Why does a dog wag his tail?
Because nobody else can do it for him!
#71:
Can we stay like this…
Forever?
#72:
I’m not sleeping…
Just resting my eyes.
#73:
First I steal your heart…
Then I steal your bed.
#74:
Sorry, mom!
No toilet paper.
#75:
Come back here!
I’ll bite your legs off!
#76:
Give me treats!
I mean now!!!
#77:
What do you mean…
We’re not going for a walk?
#78:
Home alone…
And someone knocks at the door!
#79:
Are you sure the spider is gone?
#80:
I heard a noise…
Can I sleep with hooman?
#81:
When you hear a noise…
In the middle of the night.
#82:
Back pain…
Is youth leaving the body.
#83:
Please help me…
I have to pee.
#84:
I don’t even know who I am anymore.
#85:
When I’m depressed…
I have no appetite.
#86:
Can’t be depressed…
If you’ve never known happiness.
#87:
Today has been…
Ruff.
#88:
Not sure if fireworks…
Or the apocalypse.
#89:
Okay, okay. You found me…
But I’m not taking a bath!
#90:
When my coffee kicks in…
And so does the anxiety.
#91:
I thought you were never ever coming back…
So I panicked.
#92:
When your anxiety goes away…
And having no anxiety gives you anxiety.
#93:
Keep calm…
And blame it on the cat!
#94:
Remain calm!
All is well.
#95:
Be calm and sit quietly.
#96:
This is me every time I see my parents.
#97:
Did you say…
Walkies?!
#98:
Better days ahead!
I see them!
#99:
No, I’m not sick…
I’m just going to rest here for a little bit.
#100:
With my blanket, I’m too hot…
Without it, I’m too cold.
#101:
Being sick got me like…
#102:
I’m not sure if I’m getting better…
Or used to being sick.
#103:
I don’t know who got me sick…
But I will find you… and I will bite you.
#104:
I’m just in my feelings right now…
I need a moment.
#105:
#106:
The fall was okay…
It was the sudden stop that hurt.
#107:
Just so you know…
I’m humping your leg later.
#108:
OMG! Two words…
Breath. Mint.
#109:
When you try to let out a silent fart around people…
But it comes out like a cannon burst.
#110:
When you get stomach ache…
Because you ate too much.
#111:
Diarrhea is hereditary…
It runs in my genes!
#112:
There’s no place like home.
#113:
You can’t buy love…
But you can rescue it.
#114:
Adopt!
Don’t shop.
#115:
I’m waiting for you to cuddle me.
#116:
I’m going to give you a hug!
#117:
Snuggle me… please?
#118:
Pet me…
I’m fluffy!
#119:
Hey, I just met you… And this is crazy!
But here’s my belly… So pet me maybe!
#120:
The way you pet me…
SUCKS.
#121:
I know I said I wanted to lose weight…
But I’m hungry!
#122:
Did somebody say…
FOOD?!
#123:
Yeah, I’m into fitness…
Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
#124:
Human… Are you awake?
I’ll just lay here and love you.
#125:
I heard you peeing…
Thought you might need some company.
#126:
What are you doing?
You can’t leave without me!
#127:
Always guilty…
Might just need house training.
#128:
Yes, I obey…
Only if you give the training.
#129:
Training my humans has never been easier.